my biggest goal on tumblr is to get muggleland to follow me

“The dedication of this book is split seven ways: to Neil, to Jessica, to David, to Kenzie, to Di, to Anne…”
(Source: ughustuswaters, via fellowshipofthebluebox)
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
(via muggleland)
I wanna be famous, but I cant be a singer because i sound like a dying cat, nor I cant be an actress because no talent. So i’ll be a Kardashian
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
(via mymindpalaceishogwarts)



